The story behind the side-eye

About Roast & Remedy

Roast & Remedy makes interior advice entertaining enough to share. Upload a room photo and our AI delivers a sharp, personal roast followed by three concrete fixes that help the space—not just the punchline.

We built it for first apartments, rental compromises, inherited furniture, and every “temporary” setup that quietly became permanent. Good design advice should be approachable, affordable, and honest about what will make the biggest difference.

Our promise is simple: no invented perfection and no empty compliments. Recommendations are practical, paid placements are identified, and the joke is always aimed at the room—not the person living in it.

Is your room ready for honesty?

Get the laugh, the diagnosis, and three affordable ways forward.